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# Untangle Your Christmas
- URL: https://blah.untangleyourbrand.com/untangle-your-christmas/
- Published: 2025-12-19T18:32:56.000Z
- Updated: 2025-12-19T18:32:56.000Z
- Description: A Christmas story.
- Author: Nigel Davies
- Tags: Quick PINT, Etc Etc

He hollered: So here it is, Merry Christmas. Everybody’s having fun?  
He crooned: It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.  
He said: Last Christmas I gave you my heart.  
She belted: All I want for Christmas is Yoooooooooo.  
He replied: And the very next day, you gave it away.  
She shouted: Happy Christmas, your arse, and pray God it’s our last.  
He asked: So this is Christmas, and what have you done?  
He chimed: The choirs of angels sing their song. Ding dong.  
He rocked: Don't let the bells end (don't let the bells end).  
She breathed: Santa, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.  
He croaked: He's making a list, he's checkin' it twice.  
She warned: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear.  
He warned: He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.  
She said: Voices singing, let's be jolly.  
They said: It’s Christmas time. There’s no need to be afraid.  
He praised: Dreams are like angels. They keep bad at bay, bad at bay.  
He yelled: Well, tonight, thank God it’s them instead of you.  
He cried: Purge the soul. Make love your goal.  
She begged: I just want you for my own.  
He said: My God, I thought you were someone to rely on.  
He whispered: But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again.  
No one said: I wish it could be Christmas every day.  
He reflected: And so this is Christmas. And what have we done?

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